I read a hilarious blog post yesterday about an amateur spray tanner. I’ll bet it was probably a hoax, but the story brought tears to my eyes. The basic gist of it was a friend wrote to another friend detailing his “you know you’re a redneck when…” experience.

Apparently, the man’s wife wanted a spray tan but wasn’t willing to pay for a salon. Instead, she had her husband give her a fake tan using an industrial paint sprayer loaded up with homemade spray tan solution. He claimed to have dried her off with a leaf blower! Like I said, I can’t imagine this story being true, but if it were I don’t think that tan was exactly what the woman had in mind.